just peachy

It's just Peachy, your cat! Peachy moves towards your face. She stares into your soul, meowing. You are given ''tHe eYEs oF juDGmeNt''. Oh noos! You must be doing something wrong! What will you do? [[GIVE DA PRINCESS RUBS]] [[CHECK DA TIME FOR DA PRINCESS]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You bring your finger close to Peachy, letting her inspect it. When she's done, she shoves her face into your hand. You give her rubs. ''Lots of them.'' You finish soon enough and watch what Peachy does next. Peachy stares into your soul, harder than before. ''ThE eYeS oF JudGMeNt aRE StiLL UPon you.'' She makes her way into the kitchen, sitting in front of her food bowl. [[OH NOOS!]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You pull out your phone. It's 5:01! [[OH NOOS!]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

YOU HAVE FAILED, HOOMAN. AND YOU HAVE FAILED BADLY. IT'S 5:01! PEACHY WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT AT 5:00! But no worries! You can fix this! You just need to [[feed dat cat.]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You go into the kitchen, looking for wet food to feed the princess. But oh noos! Double oh noos! You don't have any! You have to do something, hooman. You have to go to the pet store. Traffic might be an issue, though. What will you do? [[risk it - take your car]] [[run to the store!]] [[ run there - but give Peachy treats to temporarily cover her]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You grab as many of these as you can, shoving them into a cart that spawned out of thin air! Since you're there, you grab morebiscuit treats and purées, deciding you'll offer them as additional gifts to Peachy. Paying for your things, you dash home, opening the door to find a meowing Peachy at your feet. //''AnD the EyeS oF jUdgmEnt aRe UPon yOu.''// You dry yourself off. You get right to work, ripping open a can of sustainable salmon and adding it to Peachy's bowl. You add a tiny bit of warm water to it. Peachy teleports over, nearly tripping you as she starts consuming her meal. [[Does she like it?]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You grab as many of these as you can, shoving them into a cart that spawned out of thin air! Since you're there, you grab biscuit treats and purées, deciding you'll offer them as sacrifices to Peachy. Paying for your things, you dash home, opening the door to find a meowing Peachy at your feet. //''AnD the EyeS oF jUdgmEnt aRe UPon yOU.''// You dry yourself off. You get right to work, ripping open a can of tender turkey and adding it to Peachy's bowl. You add a tiny bit of warm water to it. Peachy teleports over, nearly tripping you as she starts consuming her meal. [[Does she like it?]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

Of course she does, hooman! She loves it! When Peachy finishes, she licks her lips and winds herself around your legs, purring. You give her rubs, making your way to the sofa to watch... [[ Kitchen Nightmares]] [[ Criminal Minds ]] [[ Obsession ]] [[ An anime ]] [[ The Boroughs]] [[ Something else...]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You sit down and start watching; a bowl of popcorn spawns in your hands. Peachy joins you, trilling and purring as she closes her eyes. The eyes of judgment are no longer upon you. You have been forgiven! And everything is alright! Everything is just peachy... Good Ending 1: Just Peachy (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You sit down and start watching; a bowl of popcorn spawns in your hands. Peachy joins you, trilling and purring as she closes her eyes. The eyes of judgment are no longer upon you. You have been forgiven! And everything is alright! Everything is just peachy... Good Ending: Just Peachy (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

It's a lovely day in May. Birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and the sun blankets you in a bath of warmth. It's a perfect bliss. An ethereal heaven. You have nowhere to be and nothing to do; everything seems alright. But you don't realize how wrong you are. Something lands on you. It's big. It's soft. It's F L O O F Y. [[What could it be?]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You grab your keys and start up your car. When it's ready to go, you drive over to the pet store, nearly getting drenched in a sudden downpour of rain. You walk around, looking for the right aisle. You soon find yourself surrounded in a sea of cat food. You limit yourself to two types of variety packs. Which will you choose? [[roast chimken and sustainable salmon.]] [[tender turkey and tuna.]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You find what few treats you have, though it takes you a while. You give them to Peachy, hoping that they'll satisfy her while she waits (spoiler alert: they don't!) Not wanting to risk traffic, you put on your shoes and get going. Clouds appear out of nowhere, pouring rain directly on your head for the crime you committed against Peachy. You accept this divine, watery punishment. You find yourself at the pet store only to realize it's closed! Dragging your feet, you dread going back home with no food for Peachy. [[Unless]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You ''run'' to the pet store as fast as you can. Clouds appear out of nowhere, pouring rain directly on your head for the crime you committed against Peachy. You accept this divine punishment, entering the store completely drenched because you have no umbrella. You have become one with water. You go around, looking for the right aisle. You soon find yourself surrounded in a sea of cat food. You limit yourself to two types of variety packs. Which will you choose? [[roast chimken and sustainable salmon]] [[tender turkey and tuna]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

Since you're there, you grab more biscuit treats and purées, deciding you'll offer them as additional gifts to Peachy. Paying for your things, you try to dash home... only to find yourself caught in an ocean of traffic! Oh noos! (But you //did// take that risk.) Wanting to check in on Peachy, you pull out your phone and see her on your pet monitor. She paces around the kitchen, gazing sadly at her empty bowl. You tell her about the sudden traffic, her roast chimken and sustainable salmon, and apologize profusely. It isn't enough for her. She gives you the good old ''EyEs oF JUdgMenT''and moves out of sight. Things are getting worse, //hooman.// You're not exactly in the best spot. But things CAN get better! All you have to do is //''something.''// [[wait traffic out]] [[cry out to the universe]] [[ask your friend to feed Peachy!]] [[U S A I N B O L T IT]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

Since you're there, you grab more biscuit treats and purées, deciding you'll offer them as additional gifts to Peachy. Paying for your things, you try to dash home... only to find yourself caught in an ocean of traffic! Oh noos! (But you //did// take that risk.) Wanting to check in on Peachy, you pull out your phone and see her on your pet monitor. She paces around the kitchen, gazing sadly at her empty bowl. You tell her about the sudden traffic, her tender turkey and tuna, and apologize profusely. It isn't enough for her. She gives you the good old ''EyEs oF JudGMent'' and moves out of sight. Things are getting worse, //hooman.// You're not exactly in the best spot. But things CAN get better! All you have to do is //''something.''// [[wait traffic out]] [[cry out to the universe]] [[ask your friend to feed Peachy!]] [[U S A I N B O L T IT]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

So you decide to stay and wait it out. It'll move at some point, right? I mean, how could it not? And you're right. It will. It only takes you ''an hour to get out of it!'' As you drive home and enter your home, you find the remains of a package at your door. Turns out, you took so long that Peachy decided to hijack reality and GrubHub her food! You have failed, hooman! You have let Peachy down, and she will never forget this. Bad Ending 1: GrubHub (enchant:?page,(bg:red))

Traffic inches up ever so slightly, but it doesn't do much. You think of Peachy, crying out to the universe for a way to reach your cat! You know you've messed up big time, but all you want is help! All of a sudden... something happens! Nothing like a good old manifestation, right? A bright rainbow road appears on the right side of your lane! Not wasting the opportunity, you squeeze your car onto the road. You ''//step on the gas//'' and greet a talkative kitty! You get right to work, ripping open a can of wet food and adding it to Peachy's bowl. You add a tiny bit of warm water to it. Peachy teleports over, nearly tripping you as she starts consuming her meal. [[Does she like it?]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

If you can't feed Peachy, then who can? That's when it hits you. Why not ask your best friend? Surely they can help! You call them, hoping for an answer. They don't pick up, and you call them again. No luck. You do this over and over, leaving voicemail after voicemail. //But they just don't pick up!// And when they FINALLY do... your phone dies right after! [[So... that won't work.]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

//You'll USAIN BOLT IT. That's what you'll do.// Without a second thought, you jump out of your car. You know you shouldn't really be doing this, but you don't care. Not about it. Not about your car. Only your cat. You ''dash'' home, running at the speed of light with food and treats in your hands. You zoom to your door and greet a talkative kitty. You rub Peachy on the head, watching her as she looks out the window. When your eyes follow hers, you see //your car// outside. You don't know how it seemed to just //spawn// there, but you don't question it. You don't have time to. You get right to work, ripping open a can of wet food and adding it to Peachy's bowl. You add a tiny bit of warm water to it. Peachy teleports over, nearly tripping you as she starts consuming her meal. [[Does she like it?]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

What'll you do, then? [[wait traffic out]] [[cry out to the universe]] [[U S A I N B O L T IT]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You get an idea! Why not make Peachy some cooked eggs? You race back home, rushing past a meowing Peachy. You take the eggs you have and start on them for Peachy... only to burn them! Peachy //is not// eating that! Think! What else can you do? [[make her something else...]] [[run BACK out - look for more eggs!]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You think on it for a moment. What else could you make her? You don't have a lot of food at the moment. Then, you get it... plain oatmeal! Cats can have that, so why not? In the midst of your desperation, you whip up a small thing of plain, cooked oatmeal, serving it to Peachy with a tired, half-baked smile. [[Does she like it??]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

You decide to run back out, this time with an umbrella. You move through street after street and road after road, ending up in front of the grocery store. When inside, you not only grab eggs but variety food packs and more treats for Peachy. You pay and go back home, grateful you avoided traffic. You open your door, greeting a now-screaming Peachy. You get right to work, ripping open a can of wet food and adding it to Peachy's bowl. You cook an egg and add a little bit of it to her food. Peachy teleports over, nearly tripping you as she starts consuming her meal. [[Does she like it?]] (enchant:?page,(text-colour:white)+(bg:(hsl:336,0.6154,0.8471,0.55)))

(text-style:"double-underline")[''Absolutely not'']. There are no words to describe how awful of a choice this was. She hates it. She absolutely hates it. She hates everything about it. ''Every. Single. Thing.'' She hates it so much that she files a complaint with the CDS (Cat Distribution System). Now, (text-style:"underline")[you'll have a mark on your record.] What you have done is completely incomprehensible. Unforgiveable. Unsalvageable. There's no hope for you now. You're done. Bad Ending 2: Crimes Against Peachy-anity :/